Hella rad chick who can't flirt worth a damn.

vinnycrowaroace:

Dear aromantics, asexuals, and greys:

  1. You are not immature or naive.
  2. You are not cold and heartless.
  3. Your love is not lesser.
  4. You are not broken.
  5. You do understand yourself.
  6. You are not a liar.
  7. Your feelings and experiences matter.
  8. You deserve to be acknowledged.
  9. You are real.
  10. Have a nice day today.

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

—(via floralfilm)

joshpeck:

do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward.

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

cancerlicious:

My favorite homestuck kids’ quotes 2012:

x x x x x x x x

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

thedragonbornlives:

ygdrazl:

mspbandj:

browsing the fall releases and I came across this gem
I am so fucking pumped oh my god

What’s that? Swimming anime wasn’t enough for you fuckers?
Well here.
Merman anime. Just because. Eat your hearts out.

Yes please

thedragonbornlives:

ygdrazl:

mspbandj:

browsing the fall releases and I came across this gem

I am so fucking pumped oh my god

What’s that? Swimming anime wasn’t enough for you fuckers?

Well here.

Merman anime. Just because. Eat your hearts out.

Yes please

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

homestuck-arts:

Yooo Homestucks, this is a survey thing for Homestuck fans. Its aim is to catalog relevant information. Mainly, studying the correlation between various things like your astrological sign and your classpect. There’s only 9 questions and only 5 of them are required. Takes like 3 minutes of your time to take. You can even look at the response graphs after you’re done!

So please, take a few minutes out of your day to take the survey? It really helps! A reblog of this post afterwords is just the icing on the cake. And what is a cake without icing?

Thanks for considering.

Excuse me while I lay here and cry with my broken feels. 

of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

i-am-the-homestuck:

tangarang:

squat-pilgrim:

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

EVEN IF YOU DON’T READ HOMESTUCK JUST READ THIS